motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via spencer-is-amazing)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

(via thelazykorean)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

(via grasstypesarethebestletsbeclear)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

(via grasstypesarethebestletsbeclear)

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.

Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this

classical

dick butt

(Source: flavinscorner.com, via leelubell)

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jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.

Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this

classical

dick butt

(Source: flavinscorner.com, via leelubell)

artbymoga:

Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.

(via sweatermeulin)

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artbymoga:

Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.

(via sweatermeulin)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via greetings)

ahhfeck:

one of my fave scenes from anything

(via awkwardvagina)

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via flummoxedlummox)

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via flummoxedlummox)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via pendents)

Lmaosss

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Lmaosss

p0kemina:

♡ Today’s Look ♡

(via psychelockings)

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p0kemina:

♡ Today’s Look ♡

(via psychelockings)

falloutboyonboy:

the hardest thing about dating jake english

image

image

image

image

is stopping him before he makes avatar references during intimate moments

(via scratchnsniffdragonwhiskers)

die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

(Source: brokenforests, via worsting)